Having a random hookup so left but love u
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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