There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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