Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She needs sedatives and a leash
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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