all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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