Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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