ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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