you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I feel like abortions should bother me more
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
