Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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