Grow some girl-balls and come out already
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Randomize