why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Holy sore nipples Batman
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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