eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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