Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
sex in a hospital.. check
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
