I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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