yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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