A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
My vagina just recognized that song.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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