yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
