doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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