Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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