have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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