sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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