there's paper in my vomit.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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