That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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