Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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