dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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