Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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