If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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