So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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