Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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