we're blogging at a bar
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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