Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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