Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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