Will you blow on my dice?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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