Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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