If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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