i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
