Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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