? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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