No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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