Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Can I color on your dick again?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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