In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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