I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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