I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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