So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Where is the hickey?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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