The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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