he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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