On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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