ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize
