We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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