woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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