omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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