operation have a gay friend backfired
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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