yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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