My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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