so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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