Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we made out on top of his cat.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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