Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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