shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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