I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Just pee around me
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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