I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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