Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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