when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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